Text Message Madness

chad: Would you like to buy my hospital you can Check out this property using Trulia's real estate app: https://www.trulia.com/homes/Minnesota/Saint_Paul/sold/20683698-1181-Edgcumbe-Rd-1202-Saint-Paul-MN-55105 Download the Trulia Mobile App Now! http://on.trulia.com/app_e 3:09 AM

Me: Dood medication or men in white coats ~nes~ 6:32 AM

chad: Is that a question or a statement and are you coming this way 6:34 AM

chad: What's going on 7:10 AM

chad: I really own that hospital 7:11 AM

chad: It's the one by twin town 7:11 AM

chad: I got the deed right here and many more to other places no shit. I could use a hand finding buyers and proventing some from going into foreclosure. 7:15 AM

Me: How much do you want for the hospial ill give you $2 how much did you pay for it?? ~nes~ 8:02 AM

chad: Well that might be a good price considering I haven't pay the property tax yet probly is about $15-20 thousand 8:06 AM

Me: Well jr owns bnsf railroad and i own orieantal and park place. Well send the private jet to pick you up and well visit free parking ~nes~ 8:06 AM

chad: I have the deeds right here with me on my phone no sh*t 8:07 AM

Me: Omg you should share your drugs ~nes~ 8:07 AM

chad: First I need to sell them before the bank takes them. They have been there a long time I couldn't get it together and nobody I ask for help would give me the time of day. So when I do don't think the party a going to be to big 8:10 AM

chad: Your one that I ask Ed so no inversion for you unless you give me a hand. Believe it or not I got property's all over the country 8:12 AM

chad: There all going into foreclosure soon 8:12 AM

chad: Need help 8:13 AM

Me: Okay chad your a rich son of bitch ~nes~ 9:22 AM

Me: You are homeless half the time. Wtf would make youthink you own properties ~nes~ 9:32 AM

chad: Because I can download the deed 9:33 AM

chad: Electronic payment 9:34 AM